Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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