Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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