You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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