hotel room ftw
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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