my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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