I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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