i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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