the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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