just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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