It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
you had me at cake vodka
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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