six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
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MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
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Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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