Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
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I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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