you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
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Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
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I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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