Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
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I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
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Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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