Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
