Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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