dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
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and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
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I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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