Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(407): View more from Florida

I'm so fucking centered right now

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(702): View more from Nevada

yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.

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(432): View more from Texas

ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...

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(615): View more from Tennessee

If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

yo everyone went to the hospital last night

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(727): View more from Florida

the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick

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(562): View more from California

Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser

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(813): View more from Florida

Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.

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