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• (312): View more from Illinois

  We're like a lot better than the average bears

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• (909): View more from California

  i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.

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• (940): View more from Texas

  talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.

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• (949): View more from California

  just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?

  (732): View more from New Jersey

  No, I did. It's a long story.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility

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