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• (714): View more from California

  I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave

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  dude are you serious?

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  I know you already have a pic on your phone

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  wtf

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  I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night

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• (941): View more from Florida

  I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends

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