I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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