i'm signing you up for texting rehab
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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