I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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