Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
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He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
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My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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