I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
