And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
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There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
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They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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