Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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