Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
it wasn't lemon gatorade
it was like his penis was on wheels.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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