People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Randomize
