when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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