the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
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Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
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The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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