remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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