i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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