you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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