Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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