so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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