i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
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I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
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New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
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