Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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