the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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