just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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