Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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