Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
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Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
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i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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