Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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