i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
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Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
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On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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