Got a toothbrush?
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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