Buhtt sex?
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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