Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
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So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
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I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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