I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
the day after is always just damage control
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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