You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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