Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
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I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
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We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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