Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Randomize
