i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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