she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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